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The Brutally Honest Personality Test

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i-am-septima:

yugimutton:

reborn-fromtheashes:

yugimutton:

Your result for The Brutally Honest Personality Test …

Freak- INFJ

20% Extraversion, 80% Intuition, 47% Thinking, 67% Judging

Well, well, well. How did someone like you end up with the least common personality type of them all? In a group of 100 Americans, only 0.5 others would be just like you. You really are one of a kind… In fact, I do believe that that’s one of the definitions for the word “FREAK.”

Freak’s not such a bad word to describe you actually.

You are deep, complex, secretive and extremely difficult to understand. If that doesn’t scream “Freak!” I don’t know what does. No-one actually knows the REAL you, do they?

You probably have deep interests in creative expression as well as issues of spirituality and human development.

You’ve probably even been called a “psychic” before, because of your uncanny knack to understand and “read” people without quite knowing how you do it. Don’t fret. You’re not actually psychic. That would make you special and you’ll never accomplish that.

You’re also quite possible the most emotional of them all, so don’t take this all too hard. Nevertheless you most definitely have the strangest personality type and that’s not necessarily a good thing.

lol abyss, i got the same

awh yeah gurl

Dictator- ENTJ

60% Extraversion, 53% Intuition, 53% Thinking, 60% Judging

Have you no soul? It’s clear you have no heart and that your blood runs cold, but really, do you have even one redeeming factor?

Sure. You’re a natural born leader. So was Hitler. You just don’t like people, do you?

You don’t play games. You take charge. And there’s very little room for mistakes in your world. You’re forceful, intimidating and overbearing.

Heard of the word “patience?” Trust me, it’s a word and it’s something you’re sorely lacking. Believe it or not, you’re not always right. Learn to have some patience for those who think differently from you, knobflap.

From the way people’s knees knock when they see you, you should have realised by now that you’re not exactly a “people-person.” You’re more of a “people-eater.” You just ain’t tuned into people’s feelings and probably couldn’t care less whether you were anyway. Maybe you’re not from this planet but the rest of us are.

Sure, you’re intelligent. So what? You have some semblance of power. Big deal.

At least people LIKE the rest of us.

THIS IS ACCURATE.

Crackpot - INTJ

27% Extraversion, 67% Intuition, 53% Thinking, 53% Judging

People hate you.

Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays.But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate, people have for you.

I mean, you’re pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word “arrogant” lately? How about “jerk?” Or perhaps they only say that behind your back.

That’s right. I know I can say this cause you’re not going to cry. You’re not exactly the most emotional person. You’d rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people.

Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and I am telling you, you’re not that great with relationships as it is. You’re never going to be a dude or chick magnet, purely because you’re more concerned with yourself than others. Meh. They all hate you already anyway.

How about this- “stubborn?” Hrm? Heard that lately? All those facts which don’t fit your theories must just be wrong, right? I mean, really, the vast amounts of time you spend with your head in the clouds…you’re just plain strange.

….. Holy shit that is me… Normally I get INFP, but I can see I’ve changed horribly over the years.

Loner - ISFP

13% Extraversion, 47% Intuition, 27% Thinking, 47% Judging

Ahh…the sweet serenity. The utter perfection of all creation. The wondrous beauty of nature. The sweet sparrow singing along in the great orchestra we call life…

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? You’re the type of person people always love to mock because they don’t believe there’s anyone ACTUALLY like you.

Do realise that you ostracise people with your behaviour or is it all subconscious? You’re so quiet and reserved it’s almost impossible to get to know you well, and when someone finally does, all you want to talk about is grace and beauty and harmony!

Ugh. Sure, you “genuinely care for others” and all that rubbish, but when it boils right down to the basics you take life far too seriously.

Throughout the entire test, I bet you were searching for “further clarification and hidden meaning” so that you might improve your pitiful life. And woe and behold if it betrayed your intense values system!

You need to STOP smelling the daisies. Believe it or not, logic does have a place in this world…imbecile.

(Pfft, that does fit me. So well. XD Usually I’m INFJ, though…)

(Source: mardidono)

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